My life is a mess, just like this blog. Sit back and enjoy the show.

themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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(via -deathlyhallows)

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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(via manda)

“whatever bye”

—   a girl thats about to blow up on your ass if you say bye back. or a girl that’s done with your shit. but 9/10 its the first one (via sleezed)

(via legomyoreos)

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

Oh shit

(Source: bullied, via thefuuuucomics)

gnarly:

Well guess what walter

(Source: gusfringg, via legomyoreos)

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

(via saezohr)

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

(Source: theronhumphrey.com, via theblackship)

nainami:

highaltitudecontemplation:

end0skeletal:

In case you are sad here are some animals wearing sweaters.

Happy now?

MUCH happier.

(via theblackship)